Official: I am leaving Ubuntu for Windows Vista

It’s official. I’m leaving Unbuntu Breezy Boxy for Windows Vista RC 1 and after. That’s it. Don’t get me wrong. I’m still a Macintosh user for my primary machine. But my piece of crap Compaq Presario V2000 will no longer be running Ubuntu Boxy Bitch. It is now and forever a Vista machine. Why? Simple. I just want a browser. Wireless works out of the box. I didn’t have to screw around with configuring my network. Yeah, sorry, its true. I could configure the network with Ubuntu Boobie Barbie, but why should I bother. It’s not my Mac, so I’m just looking for a machine that I can use when my Mac is charging and I need to sit and have a good Pappy Poopy. Know what I mean? And the dialog boxes in Vista are kinda sexy. Like ghosts they just “show up”. “You called master?” And Vista has much better support for WebDAV. Hello Bingo disk!

Here’s my essential list of software.

1) Internet Explorer 7. Preinstalled. No, its not Safari. Doesn’t seem to eat up all the RAM on the system…though I haven’t asked it to load my treasured “adult links”.

2) Windows Media Center. I don’t know what this is for. But the start up sounds are great. Simply perfect. Its like the thing on the Apple that takes over the screen. Combine this with a tuner (which my laptop doesn’t have) and we’re golden.

3) Glass? Aero? Whatever, the windows look great. And I’m using a piece of crap laptop.

4) Hi, Robert Scoble. RSS rocks.

5) You can’t believe how cute the goldfish icon for my user account is. Seriously. I have two goldfish I take care of. They crap in the water all the time. I’m changing the filter almost weekly. Cloudy water. I feel a sense of liberation when I walk out of my bedroom in the morning and one of them is swimming upside down. Trouble is: they’re joshing.

6) Thank (your) god. A DVD maker. Right in the OS. Holy rip!

7) The widgets. Better than Apple. In the same pane as the user. Only a clock and an RSS reader, and a slide show viewer, but that is sure to change.

Oh, and the performance is good. Serious.

Flame me. I’ve been drinking vodka and I’m covered in marshmellows! and yeah, I’m serious. No more Ubuntu. Hello Vista. And the activation people in Mumbai.

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