Fatboy Ambien: The Manhattan

The official Joyeur bourbon is Woodford Reserve (though we like Booker’s for cask strength), and after a long day chatting about the future of the western web, we like to sit back and enjoy a nice Manhattan. Here’s what you’ll need:

Fill a tumbler with store-bought ice. Why store-bought ice? Because if you use ice from the ice maker in your freezer, it is probably covered with dust (yes!) and/or smells like the tuna steaks you shoved in the ice box last summer swearing a better diet. Store-bought ice is pure.

Shake some Angostura bitters over the ice. Our preference is for four to five shakes. Just cover the top of the ice. Then, in the glass, you’ll want to fill it with one-third for the sweet vermouth, and two-thirds for the Woodford Reserve bourbon. You can experiment with the proportions. Stir the drink with a large spoon. Never shake. This isn’t a vodka martini.

Find a nice, generous martini glass. Some people like their Manhattan over ice. They’re cutting the alcohol of the bourbon with the melting ice water. We prefer to cut the alcohol of the bourbon with the sweet vermouth. Place a couple of the cherries into the glass then strain the drink into the glass. Your drink should have a rich, beautiful brown, liquid caramel color. Nice.

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Cheers.

FAQ:

Q: Why doesn’t sheet I’mean tha iznt you want a big mac burger?

A: Please drink responsibly.

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